Sex: Smegma

(Disclaimer: Jess is famous for posting weird/gross topics, this is one of them. Feel free to NOT read this posting if, by reading the very obvious title, you feel that you will feel offended by the content. The author will NOT be responsible for any mental scarring left behind by this posting.)

I hate to admit this, but I do have a case of mysophobia. I can get disgusted easily by a lot of things.

Talking to a friend online, the guy was telling me a disgusting experience he had when he decided to go down on his girlfriend. Instead of a clean crotch, dude came across a white substance that I block the rest of the details after that out, in order to not puke my breakfast back out.

When it comes to him asking me about my biggest turn off in sex, the only thing I can think of is the word: "smegma".

Bad breath can be easily overcome. Though I may NOT French-kiss you, normal kissing which doesn't involve my tongue going into somewhere that stinks is still fine with me. But smegma?! Ugrh!!! Just the thought of it is enough to make me wanna slap the person... Ok, puke first, then slap the person when I regain my strength. ( Thank god, my ex is cut...)

It's not just a matter of personal hygine but also a matter of something known as: RESPECT! Don't ever go out with a dick that stings with the smell and contain traces of smegma!! PLEASE!!! You'll never know when you might end up getting laid! If you don't give a damn about your personal hygiene, consider it a form of respect for the other person. Wash your dick!!

For those of you who are oh-so-innocent and doesn't know what smegma is, it is a yellowish cheesy substance that can usually be found under the online pharmacy head of certain uncircumcised male, that thing also carries a very very very very bad odor! Also known as "cheese" in laymen's term, smegma, dare I emphasize, is an indication of poor bad extremely bad personal hygiene!!! I know there are probably some minority out there who has certain fetish towards this disgusting substance, I don't. I just find it extremely disgusting.

For the curious bunch of you out there who are yet to be grossed out by this posting, feel free to click on this link for an image of what smegma looks like. (WARNING: Gross disturbing visual within…)

What about the rest of you out there? Anyone who actually encountered this disturbing/disgusting thingy and is still alive to tell the tale?

(For more information on uncircumcised penis health, click here, or consult your family doctor.)

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Ali Rustam main Tongkat Ali and viagra?

Ali Rustam main Tongkat Ali and order cialis?

Semua orang Melaka tahu Ketua Menteri mereka, Datuk Seri Ali Rustam bekerja berterusan tanpa tidur yang panjang setiap hari. Sewaktu PRK Merlimau tempohari , beliau dilaporkan bekerja 'round the clock' hampir dua minggu dengan hanya tidur beberapa jam saja sehari. Ramai orang terutamanya penyokong pembangkang turut   hairan bagaimana beliau boleh berjumpa dan melayan pengundi sehingga 3 pagi dan seterusnya melaksanakan tugasnya keesokan hari seawal jam 5 pagi.



Ali Rustam juga dikenali kerana sering mengadakan mesyuarat dengan pegawai-pegawai kerajaan hingga tengah malam untuk membincangkan isu-isu tertunggak. Rumah penginapan rasminya juga sentiasa terbuka hingga larut malam untuk membolehkan rakyat tempatan berjumpanya secara terus.



Beliau juga sering dilihat memandu bersama pegawai-pegawainya sekitar bandar pada lewat malam untuk membuat 'spot checks' untuk memeriksa keadaan jalan, kebersihan dan persekitaran.



Bersandarkan gambaran tersebut ramai orang terutamanya pembangkang  menuduhnya sebagai seorang yang bergantung kepada tongkat ali dan cialis untuk terus kuat bertenaga. Benarkah begitu?



Mengulas hal ini, Ali Rustam berkata, ini semua spekulasi dan tuduhan orang yang tidak mampu menyaingi kecergasannya. "Saya tidak memerlukan semua itu. Saya hanya mengambil supplements terutamanya vitamin C dan sedikit senaman pagi, " katanya. "Sebenarnya keinginan saya untuk berkhidmat sebaik mungkin kepada rakyat Melaka membuat saya rasa bertenaga".



SYABAS Datuk Seri!!! Tapi biarlah, manusia terutamanya pembangkang memang begitu. Kita sihat, salah. Kita sakit, pun  salah.



Tapi,  Datuk Seri,  kalau benar pun kita minum  tongkat ali atau menelan viagra sekali pun, apa salahnya  jika  ia mampu memberikan kita tenaga demi seorang isteri dan rakyat.  Bukannya menelan viagra dan kemudian dapat tenaga kita pergi meliwat. Macam orang tu......

ICE: Chinese Counterfeit Drug Distributor Sentenced to Prison

Chinese national convicted of dealing in counterfeit drugs in Texas sentenced to prison and deportation.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement released a press release on November 15th detailing the sentence of 12 months and a day in prison for conspiring to distribute counterfeit pharmaceuticals, and trafficking in pharmaceuticals with false labeling and counterfeit trademarks to Kum Leung Chow.

The sentence was announced by U.S. Attorney José Angel Moreno, Southern District of Texas.

Kum Leung Chow, aka Lawrence Chow, 59, pleaded guilty to the federal charges on June 28 and sentenced on Monday to 12 months in prison by U.S. District Judge Kenneth M. Hoyt. Chow was arrested on Jan. 27 and has been in federal custody since that date and will remain in custody to serve out his sentence. Chow is subject to deportation after he completes his sentence.

The ICE HSI investigation began in January 2009 and revealed that Chow used a Hong Kong-based company named Kingdom International Enterprises LTD to obtain and distribute counterfeit Viagra and purchase cialis pharmaceutical drugs in the United States. Viagra and cheap cialis are prescription drugs that are FDA-approved and used to treat erectile dysfunction. They are registered trademarks on the principal register in the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. Viagra is manufactured and distributed exclusively by Pfizer Pharmaceuticals, while Cialis is manufactured and distributed exclusively by Eli Lilly.

Chow offered boxes containing four Viagra tablets and boxes containing eight Cialis tablets for $10 a box on two Internet websites. The retail cost for each Viagra tablet is about $20, while each Cialis tablet is about $15.20. Working in an undercover capacity, ICE agents purchased about 1,120 Viagra tablets and about 360 Cialis tablets from Chow via the Internet on March 25, 2009, and April 28, 2009. Shipping documents accompanying the pharmaceuticals indicated they were exported from mainland China and Hong Kong.

The pharmaceuticals were later analyzed by the trademark holders and the FDA Forensic Chemistry Center which indicated the pharmaceuticals were counterfeit. These counterfeit pharmaceutical products may have harmed the public if law enforcement were not involved in monitoring the Internet.

Chow has been in federal custody since he was arrested Jan. 27; he will remain in custody to serve out his sentence.

The investigation of Chow was conducted by agents with the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Office of Homeland Security Investigations (HSI), and the Food and Drug Administration's (FDA) Office of Criminal Investigations. Assistant U.S. Attorney Samuel Louis, Southern District of Texas, prosecuted the case.

Continued enhanced enforcement is critical in dealing with the deadly criminal act of counterfeit medications.

All stakeholders of the pharmaceutical supply chain must take steps from bogus drugs ending up in their inventories.

To read the entire ICE Press Release, visit: http://www.ice.gov/news/releases/1011/101115houston.htm

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